I’ve got questions, hopefully there’s answers:
Question 1
Why in the world are there Braille dots on the key pad of a drive-up ATM? I went to the bank the other day and couldn’t stop thinking about this when I left. It’s haunting me. Like Lindsay Lohan’s pancake boobies. [shudder]
Question 2
Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards? We made this watch and nicknamed it Palindrome for the Starck brand. It’s a cool word, but you’d think whoever came up with it could have been a little more ironic. Thanks, Webster.
Question 3
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? So maybe you’ve all heard that they are coming out with an animated Smurf movie. Awesome, right? Gotta love old school cartoons. I feel sorry for kids these days. They don’t know what they missed. Anyways, Barney Stinson, AKA Doogie Howser, AKA Neil Patrick Harris, AKA The.Coolest.Gay.Man.Ever.That.I’d.Swear.Was.a.Straight.Man is one of the voices along with George Lopez, Jayma Mays, B.J. Novak, Katy Perry, and Hank Azaria. Too bad it wasn’t live-action. Who knew there were mexican Smurfs?
RIDDLE ME THAT!
In other news, I am heading back to Myrtle Beach, SC where I went to school (Read: where I went to go surfing) here in a couple weeks for the Duurty Thuurty party. Yeah, I hit that milestone about 3 weeks ago. But, if this RedNeck-Fest doesn’t make me feel 21 again, nothing will. I hear there was a slip-n-slide involved . . . . . should be fun. In fact, here's my latest interaction with another one of my buddy's being inducted into the 30 year-old hall of fame:
Question 1
Why in the world are there Braille dots on the key pad of a drive-up ATM? I went to the bank the other day and couldn’t stop thinking about this when I left. It’s haunting me. Like Lindsay Lohan’s pancake boobies. [shudder]
Question 2
Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards? We made this watch and nicknamed it Palindrome for the Starck brand. It’s a cool word, but you’d think whoever came up with it could have been a little more ironic. Thanks, Webster.
Question 3
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? So maybe you’ve all heard that they are coming out with an animated Smurf movie. Awesome, right? Gotta love old school cartoons. I feel sorry for kids these days. They don’t know what they missed. Anyways, Barney Stinson, AKA Doogie Howser, AKA Neil Patrick Harris, AKA The.Coolest.Gay.Man.Ever.That.I’d.Swear.Was.a.Straight.Man is one of the voices along with George Lopez, Jayma Mays, B.J. Novak, Katy Perry, and Hank Azaria. Too bad it wasn’t live-action. Who knew there were mexican Smurfs?
RIDDLE ME THAT!
In other news, I am heading back to Myrtle Beach, SC where I went to school (Read: where I went to go surfing) here in a couple weeks for the Duurty Thuurty party. Yeah, I hit that milestone about 3 weeks ago. But, if this RedNeck-Fest doesn’t make me feel 21 again, nothing will. I hear there was a slip-n-slide involved . . . . . should be fun. In fact, here's my latest interaction with another one of my buddy's being inducted into the 30 year-old hall of fame:
Me: So, what should I bring to this RedNeck Fest in a couple weeks besides my super white thighs and a case of Natty Light?
His Response . . . .
I can't wait!
I win.
mr. overly competitive
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